Webcomic #11: What feels illegal, but isn’t

Deer scare me. They really do. They can run UNNECESSARILY fast, have senses of smell better than a dog’s, and can rotate their ears up to ONE! HUNDRED! EIGHTY! DEGREES! It’s unsettling to say the least. If they had walked on two legs, —which is unnerving— had canine teeth and fingers, —ew— or had opposable thumbs, —that’s it, I’m not sleeping tonight— humans as a whole would be done for. I shudder to even think of just how creepy they would look, too.